Friday, February 26, 2010
Behold the brilliance that is Kate Beaton.
(And also, my chapbook Edgewise is still available for pre-order.)
Thursday, February 25, 2010
I get a lot of spam comments, from people with usernames like, “buy generic viagra,” and generally the fake comment is something really bland like, “this blog is really great,” as though you’ll be so flattered you won’t notice their name. But today I got a really great one: “How much money would you have to be paid to eat your pet?” And I gotta say, it’d have to be a lot, because not only would I have to get a new pet, but my husband would leave me.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Read “Little Ghosts” by Duane Ackerson.
And my chapbook Edgewise is still available for pre-order.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010
My roommate’s cat Can’t Get Right, who suffered a traumatic head injury as a kitten, likes to lie on the washer and look out the windows at the birds and squirrels which grace our backyard. I was out there on Sunday throwing balls for the dog and I heard a thunk behind me as the cat threw himself bodily at the window in his frantic attempt to penetrate the invisible forcefield preventing him from catching the ball. He does that a lot. Generally I continue to throw the ball and the dog and I share a laugh at CGR’s expense. This time, I held the ball up to the window. CGR beat on the windows with his paws in a berserker trance until I took the ball away, a little bit afraid he’d hurt himself, and then he meowed at me and stalked off.
(In case you somehow missed it, the best poem ever written about cats.)
(And my chapbook Edgewise is still available for pre-order.)
Monday, February 22, 2010
Strange Horizons published my short story “Sundowning” today. This is a very personal story for me: my maternal grandfather had Alzheimer’s for several years before he died last February, and my maternal grandmother has just had to be put in a home because of hers. The character in the story is not either of my grandparents, but some of the interactions are based loosely on real things that happened with them. Of course, my grandparents never survived a war with vampires.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
The organizers of 2010: A Space Oddity (mentioned formerly) have sent me a tentative list of their events:
- The Art of Book Covers: A/V Pesentation on how illustration and design come together to create a book cover. *Lou Anders, three time Hugo nominated Editorial Director and Chesley Award Winning Art Director of Pyr Books hosts a presentation on how science fiction book covers are created, from commissioning artists, to art direction, to final layout and design. The presentation will feature artwork from some of the most celebrated names in science fiction and fantasy illustration, including some never seen before pieces.
- A Star Ripped Apart by a Black Hole? *While the evidence for high-mass and low-mass black holes is incontrovertible, whether Nature creates black holes of intermediate-mass (1000 - 10,000 times the mass of the Sun) is still quite controversial. We present work indicating that not only do intermediate-mass black holes exist in the centers of dense globular star clusters, but that in one instance the black hole has ripped apart a star that has strayed too close to it. The unusual chemical signature of the debris suggests the star that was ripped apart was a white dwarf, the stellar corpse of a star that no longer burns hydrogen in its core. (Yuanyan Su presenting the current research of astronomy professor Dr. Jimmy Irwin of the University of Alabama.)
- Dark visions and bright: SF poetry reading: *The Science Fiction Poetry Association sponsors a reading of speculative poetry (science fiction, fantasy, horror, and everything in between). Authors like Ursula K. Le Guin and Roger Zelazny wrote novels to pay the bills, but they wrote poetry because they needed to. Come find out what depths and heights can be fit into just a few well-chosen words. (David C. Kopaska-Merkel, Peg Duthie and Joanne Merriam)
- Mother Goose has a lot to answer for (Reading): *Who killed Humpty Dumpty? Who forced the old woman to swallow the fly? David Kopaska-Merkel reads from his recent book, “Nursery Rhyme Noir.” Shocking crimes lie behind the seeming innocence of nursery rhymes and children’s stories. Fortunately, Hasp Deadbolt, P.I., is on the case.
- Why everybody should be reading Science Fiction: *My father was born before the Wright Brothers flew, and he lived to see the landing on the Moon. That was when change was coming at a snail’s pace. Now we live in a technological avalanche. But people naturally resist change. Someone mentions clones, or the capability to manipulate genetics and we’re automatically opposed. It’s as if these ideas, and others, fell out of the sky. But SF people have spent the last seventy years looking at the various directions we might take, and it helps them make smart choices. Another reason to read SF: At its best, it makes dazzling entertainment. - Jack McDivett
- When Wallpapering the Den with Your Stories is Not an Option: A Q&A on Submission Etiquette: *Writing is one thing, but making it possible for millions of potential fans to read your work is quite another. David Kopaska-Merkel (speculative poet, fiction writer, and editor of Dreams & Nightmares magazine), Peg Duthie (author and editor) and Joanne Merriam (poet, fiction writer and former staffer of the Writers’ Federation of Nova Scotia) answer your questions about submission etiquette and standard practices in the book and magazine industries.
- It’s Time for the Bloodletting (Reading): *Joanne Merriam reads from her short post-apocalyptic story, “Sundowning,” which just appeared in Strange Horizons. Set in a future where vampires keep humans around for food, a fry cook struggles with her father’s Alzheimer’s. Merriam has had fiction in The Fiddlehead, On Spec, Southern Gothic and Stirring, and is a winner of the Strange Horizons Readers’ Award. You can find more of her work online at joannemerriam.com.
- Micro Black Holes and the LHC Scare: Dr. Ben Harms.
- Hanny’s Voorwep: The Rise of the Digital Amateur Astronomer: Dr. William Keel.
- Ask an Astronomer and Physicist: *Do you have questions about space or physics? Well come and enjoy this Q&A on astronomy and physics with University of Alabama professors! Hosted by the Astronomy and Physics departments, Dr. Dean Townsley, Dr. Dawn Williams, and Dr. William Keel will be taking questions from the audience related to astronomy and physics.
- Anthropology in Science Fiction: Exploring the Human Condition through Imagined Worlds: *We will compare portrayals in science fiction to anthropological perspectives on questions such as: What makes a human? Where does our species come from, and where are we headed? How important are the differences that separate us? Can we ever really understand each other? - Dr. Jason DeCaro.
- Sci Fi and Gaming (TP) (45 min) - ABXY
- The Science Fiction of Japanese Anime: *Have a look into the world of science fiction in Japanese anime with the people who brought you the anime convention KamiCon. See how technology in anime affects the path of modern technology, and how modern technology affects anime. Why does the most technologically advanced country in the world find anime so important? - Raymond Lenzer, KamiCon
- War of the Worlds Broadcasting Scare: Adam Schwartz
- Characters, Plot and Backstory: The Mechanics of Fiction: *All too often, the plots and backstories of science fiction and fantasy take precedence over the development of characters. Alex White gives you a series of tips and tricks designed to get you thinking about what drives a story.
- Robotics programing and demonstration: Dr. Monica Anderson and ACM
- How to get rejected: * Editors and their screeners are inundated with manuscripts from people they’ve never heard of. Hundreds of them pour in over the transom every day. So naturally they look for reasons to get rid of them, to send them back with the standard rejection letter. And to do it without having to read past the first page. Or often even the first paragraph. Here’s how we can make it easy for them to reject our submission. - Jack McDevitt
And, I will be selling copies of Edgewise. I got the covers printed yesterday, so I just need to bind them and my pre-orders will be mailed out. I’m still taking pre-orders if you’d like to get in on this hawt chapbook action.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
We have three rabbits, all girls: Her Royal Majesty the Queen (more usually known as Queenie), Annyong, and Scrambles the Deathbringer. Queenie is a mild-mannered small brown bunny, and Annyong is a much bigger white and black bunny. They love each other, and are always grooming each other and lying together nuzzling each other and so forth. It’s adorable.
The bunnies are all completely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. They make themselves small; they show the whites of their eyes; they tremble. Annyong is the least scared of the vacuum cleaner and will sometimes come over to smell it, and run away again immediately afterward.
So last week she took it into her head to protect Queenie from the vacuum cleaner. I put the nozzle into their pen and started sucking up the poops, and Queenie immediately hopped to the farthest corner and started shivering. Annyong ran at the vacuum cleaner and tried to bite it. Since it’s round and metal, that didn’t work out too well, so then she put her head under it and flipped it upwards as hard as she could. (Had I not been holding it, it would probably have been flipped out of their pen.) This went on for the whole rest of the time I was vacuuming, and then when I shut it off she ran back to Queenie and they started frantically grooming each other, as if they were going, “that was scary wasn’t it” and “oh my God you were so brave.”
I mentioned the bunny attack on my twitter and got a reply from a user (well, obviously a bot) named annyong_bluth saying, “Annyong.” Take a look at their twitter feed and have a laugh.
Sunday, February 21, 2010