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Category Archives: Ahahahahahah!
Improving on Nature
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Just for fun, I made a little movie of my poem “Improving on Nature” which appeared on Strange Horizons a few weeks ago.
Oh, I didn’t know you were naked! Oh, sweetie. Listen. If you want to get breast implants, we will support you. Not financially, but emotionally. Do not push your mother! Do not–
Sunday, September 26, 2010
(via, via)
Very dreadful expressions are also by draymen and others in addressing their horses. What can possibly induce a human being to say “Gee woot!” “‘Mather way!” or “Woa!” not to mention the atrocious “Kim aup!” of the ignorant and degraded costermonger.
Friday, September 17, 2010
I’m reading Percival Leigh’s The Comic English Grammar: a new and facetious introduction to the English tongue, which is part of the Emory University Library‘s yellowback novels (via). Also in that collection: some probably really wretched and/or hilarious (“probably” because I haven’t read them yet) romance novels like The fossicker a romance of Mashonaland, Hard [...]
Updated list of nicknames for CGR
Sunday, September 12, 2010
AKA: Big Blessing Big Cat Big Face Big Guy Big Kitty Living Big Kitty Nights Big Pants Big Poppa Biggun’ Catbearpig Catbutt C.G.R. Chairman Meow Dr. Lounge (because he has a PhD in relaxology) Fat Rounds Fat Times at Ridgemont High FatBeth Fatticus Finch Fatpants Fatty von Fattenburg Featherbelly Featherbritches Featherchest Firebelly Fluffy Britches HMS [...]
Waste your entire day
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
reading the Chuck Lorre Productions Official Vanity Card Archives.