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I said, Make me something to eat. She yelled,/Poof! You’re a casserole!—and laughed so hard/she fell out of the bed. Take care of her.

joannemerriam — Wed, 11 May 2011 01:59:29 +0000

Read “Praying Drunk” by Andrew Hudgins.

How we domesticated dogs.

joannemerriam — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 23:22:01 +0000

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The joys of curling.

joannemerriam — Tue, 04 Jan 2011 11:14:25 +0000

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He said there’s like a barn type thing around the back.

joannemerriam — Sat, 25 Dec 2010 11:50:21 +0000

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Two videos related to zombies & Christmas.

joannemerriam — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 04:38:49 +0000

You’re welcome.

I like how this is both filthy and adorable.

joannemerriam — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 02:48:43 +0000

hungover owls

joannemerriam — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:23:32 +0000

“I feel like shit and my wallet’s missing. It’s like I mugged myself.”

instant what? mashed potatoes.

joannemerriam — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 11:19:46 +0000

The villanelle is the most restrictive of all sandwich forms.

(Also, creating something bestows no privilege of insight.)

Don’t drink and drive here, listen to what I say, even though we put our liquor stores right on the highway

joannemerriam — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 02:15:04 +0000

porn cunnilingus panties kittens: no, “diffibulate”

joannemerriam — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 01:31:25 +0000

Every now and again I get a fit of responsibility about this blog and think I should keep track of things like whether anybody reads it, so at one point I installed Google Analytics. Because Google doesn’t know enough about me already, apparently. My favourite thing to do with Google Analytics is see what weird phrases people are searching on to stumble accidentally onto this blog. Current best-as-in-weirdest search terms that more-or-less-accidentally brought people here: “diffibulate”; “elmorelabrava”; “you call this a cantata”; “i know everything. this is just#”; “opportunistic view of experience”; “already had a bath?”; “put your protein helmets on” and of course “naked joanne.”