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You call this a cantata?

Kate Beaton’s Hark A Vagrant- Beethoven from Squadron B on Vimeo.

dancing flash mobs make me happy

(via)

And thou’st to blame.

Behold the brilliance that is Kate Beaton.
(And also, my chapbook Edgewise is still available for pre-order.)

weird spam

I get a lot of spam comments, from people with usernames like, “buy generic viagra,” and generally the fake comment is something really bland like, “this blog is really great,” as though you’ll be so flattered you won’t notice their name. But today I got a really great one: “How much money would you have [...]

Unprecedented bravery

We have three rabbits, all girls: Her Royal Majesty the Queen (more usually known as Queenie), Annyong, and Scrambles the Deathbringer. Queenie is a mild-mannered small brown bunny, and Annyong is a much bigger white and black bunny. They love each other, and are always grooming each other and lying together nuzzling each other and [...]

SEI seeks TI for mutual orifice/exploration. Object: auto vivisection for/communal pleasure.

Read “Inter-Sentient Personal Ads” by John Nichols.
And my chapbook Edgewise is still available for pre-order.

I’d still let a half dozen loose in my pants.

Dragons Exist, Much Smaller Than Expected (via)

les fourmis

Updated list of nicknames for CGR

AKA:
Big Blessing
Big Cat
Big Face
Big Guy
Big Pants
Big Poppa
Catbearpig
Catbutt
C.G.R.
Dr. Lounge (because he has a PhD in relaxology)
Fatticus Finch
Fatpants
Fatty von Fattenburg
Featherbelly
Featherbritches
Featherchest
Firebelly
Fluffy Britches
HMS Bigstuff
Jerkface
The Lordly Lion
Mr. Right
Mr. Whiskers
Pope of the Fatican
Precious Pants
Swaggerpants
Tons of Fun
Wheezy
You Jerk

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