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there’s a pun here using allowed but I just can’t come up with it

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This was written by joannemerriam. Posted on Wednesday, August 12, 2009, at 6:32 am. Filed under Poetry. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Both comments and trackbacks are currently closed.

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Robert Kostuck wrote:

I’ll work on that. How about: Two antennas get married on a rooftop. The wedding wasn’t much but the reception was great.

A boy melon and a girl melon were in love. The boy melon wanted to run away and get married. The girl melon said, ‘we’re too young, we cantalope.’

Friday, August 14, 2009 at 12:51 pm | Permalink
Robert Kostuck wrote:

My aunt used to hate puns. She would beetle her brow, fly off the handle and make stinging remarks. I would flee from her, then be contrite and try to worm my way back into her affection. It really bugged her.

Friday, August 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm | Permalink