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Monthly Archives: August 2009

The night we sprayed NEGROPHOBIA all over the statue of Robert E. Lee

Read “All the Way Live” by Terrance Hayes.

Most women hide their unicorn beetles in their panty drawers.

Read “The Sex Life of the Unicorn Beetle: A Trio of Severed Prose” by Marge Simon.

Ralph Waldo Emerson’s “Orator”

He who has no hands Perforce must use his tongue; Foxes are so cunning Because they are not strong.

Just done cleaning face and using night cream/ just lock the door and find some time to scream.

Read “The Longest Poem in the World” (via) Also, picfic has published my very short story, “Work Requirements.”

You might as well be shouting to yourself

Read “I Hear You With Half of My Heart” by Peg Duthie.

the wooden bridge we all use

Picfic has published my very short story, “Stolen Lighters.”

They don’t use the term latent heat anymore.

Read “Summer and Austin Have Left Their Apartment For a House” by Romie Stott.

“may have knocked out Saskatchewan’s Gainer the Gopher as the nation’s most celebrated rodent”

Banff makes hay while ground squirrel is hot

Edna St. Vincent Millay’s “Grown-up”

Was it for this I uttered prayers And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs, That now, domestic as a plate, I should retire at half-past eight?

there’s a pun here using allowed but I just can’t come up with it

Classic Poetry Aloud